Umm.. someone buying this commercial?

What would you do, if I ran out of juice
Would you move on and go bang someone else?
Give me a chance - and you'll never regret
That you never ever really crossed my fence.
Mmmm You'll get by with a little help from durex
Mmmm You'll get high with a little help from durex
Mmmm I'm gonna try with a little help from durex.

What do I do when I cant get it up?
(Does performing really worry you?)
What do I do when she feels really sad?
(Can't you go on because of you-know-what?)

Do you need a little help?
Yes I could do with some.
Do you feel a little cramped?
Yes I really need someone.

Take me now - to your home right away
Yes I'm gonna try that out tonight.
Write in to us about your pleasurous stay
I hope we never turn on the light.
Mmmm You'll get by with a little help from durex
Mmmm You'll get high with a little help from durex
Mmmm I'm gonna try with a little help from durex.

Do you need a little help?
Yes I could do with some.
Do you feel a little cramped?
Yes I really need someone.
Mmmm You'll get by with a little help from durex
Mmmm You'll get high with a little help from durex
Mmmm I'm gonna try with a little help from durex.

(with due apologies of course to these guys)